I got home about half an hour ago, I’ve been relaxing and just sitting here at the computer.  I’m exhausted, but I need to go grocery shopping, so my day is not done yet.

In about 10 minutes I’m going to head out to the store to get that done, so I can come home and do laundry and really relax.  I have a few things to get together for my orientation tomorrow at the FD.  I will get that stuff together later as well.  I also need to do a mapquest/google map on where I am going.  My orientation is from 8:30 to 4:30 tomorrow. 

Here is a quick update on the weekend:

Friday:  I did my last long drive from Lexington after a very good day at work.  Everyone was very nice to me and sad to see me go.  I got a GREAT picture of Cute Payroll Guy’s ass and I somehow managed to delete the fucking off my camera phone.  *le sigh*  It was a nice ass too! 

After coming back to the Ville, replacing the registration packet that GB’s mail person managed to fuck up in his mailbox, I hit the road at about 6:50 pm.   I made it to Miss Monique’s at about 8:50 and we relaxed and watched some TV.

We hit the hay at about midnight.  The girls did NOT let us sleep again.  They cruised from room to room, jumping on us, growling at us and licking us to death.

Saturday:  We woke up kind of grumpy and ventured out to find a Burger King.  We somehow managed to drive right past it and found it on our way back, once we drove a certain amount and realized we were just done.  LOL

We got back to her apartment, ate our breakfast and then headed out to get my nails did.  The lady barely spoke English and she made them entirely too short for what I like, however, they look good.

Miss Laci was on her way at that point and we actually met up at Miss Monique’s at the same time.  We ventured upstairs after Miss Laci parked her car on the other side of the universe and waited for the fourth bitch to arrive.

Miss Lucy finally arrived and we all started to get ready for our night out.  We went to a fabulous restaurant, with fabulous food.  It turned out to be a gay restaurant.  All the staff was gay and about 90-95% of the patrons were gay as well.   Our waiter, Adam, was just the cutest little gay boy.  I just wanted to hug him and squeeze him.  But I would not call him George.   He called me and Miss Lucy his new fag hags.  I told him I love being a fag hag. 

After dinner, we headed over to the little dive bar the drag queen pageant/show was being held.  OH.MY.FUCK.   It was so much fun!!!!  I was the designated driver and only had two drinks all night long.  It was quite fun watching mah bitches get shit faced without me.  I’m just sayin.   I was kind of jealous of one of the drag queens.  She shook her ass much better than I can and I was envious.  However, Colin Brooks says he can teach me how to shake my ass like a drag queen. 

There are pictures of the evening, but they are on Miss Lucy and MIss Laci’s cameras.  For once in my life, I forgot my camera.  Can you believe THAT shit?  Me!  The photograph freak forgot her camera.   Once they email me the pics, I can share them on Flickr and with you.

We had a slight mishap with the animals on Saturday as well.  Chloe and Josie really are quite dumb.  Dogs are dumb, ya know?  Josie is an Alpha female dog.  Mr. Man (one of Miss Monique’s cats) is the Alpha cat male.  Can you smell trouble?  OY!

The girls antagonize the cats.  Horribly.  Reggie hides the whole time we are there, Mr. Man sometimes ventures out to sniff around.  While in the bedroom, the girls pissed off Mr. Man and he scratched Josie.  She has two small wounds, one that bled for about 20 minutes.   I’m going to be putting neosporin on it in a few minutes.

Mr. Man came chasing them out of the bedroom and was ready to pounce again.  Josie was in my lap but he seemed to ignore her, so I’m thinking Josie wasn’t who he was really after.  Chloe, on the other hand, he was staring her down.  She jumped up on the couch behind Miss Monique and he followed her with his eyes.  He was all puffed up and ready to pounce.  OY!  Stupid dogs.  LOL

However, we all survived, the animals survived and you would think the girls would learn.  Again, I must repeat myself and say dogs are dumb.  LOL  Chloe kept venturing back towards the bedroom.  Oh my gosh! 

Sunday:   After crashing at about 1am, I woke up around 8:30 and thanks to Chloe and Josie, Miss Lucy and Miss Laci were awake too.   I slowly started getting all my stuff together and was on the road by 10:30.

It was a fantastic weekend and I enjoyed myself so much at the drag show.  It was fantastic!!!!  Those queens know how to have a good time!!!!

Off to the grocery store and to get my shit done today so I can sit and relax later.  I have a lot of blog reading to catch up on as well.

Until next time….